Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Spermcount

New Year 8.

Me: "Mark, stop swinging on your chair."
MK: "I can't help it, Sir."
Me: "Have you been drinking energy drinks again?"
MK: "No!"
Me: "You know they're bad for you."
JS: "They make you lose sperm, innit Sir!"
Me: "Just focus on the work boys, get on with it."

Beat.

BD:"The toy soldiers won't be marching tonight."

Hilarity ensues.

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